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LENON: ASS Icons-

1.(_!_) regular ass.

2. (__!__) fat ass.

3. ( ! ) tight ass.

4. (_ø_) sore ass.

5. (_e=mc2_) ?

Oh! 

a "Smart ass "! 

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AMBRISH: Mr.Ali had 3 sons,
named..
Harkat Ali,
Rehmat Ali
&
Barkat Ali,
When
4th
&
5th
son were born,
Ali's wife decided
to name them










BAS-KAR-ALI
RAHEM-KAR-ALI. 


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TAMNARAI: Go to hades! I m sexy!du u knw dat??:-/n  du i dres 2 badly?foget abt hw i speak i knw m swit enough.



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ABHISHEK: In ancient times, English ppl cdnt hv sex widt d king's permison. So 2 hv sex dey wr gvn a crd 2 hang on d door while doin it, which reads "Fornication Under Consent of d King". Hence d word FUCK.
thus d word FUCK came in2 existence.

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BIJLI: Imagine d punch line if all d big companies start selling condoms?
Pepsodent condom- raat bhar dhishum dhishum.
Colgate condom- ye hai hamara suraksha chakra
Nokia condom- connecting people
MRF condom- xtra rubber xtra mileage
Moov condom- aah se aha tak
Mirinda condom- zor ka jhatka dheere se laga
Godrej hair dye condom- kato kholo aur laga lo
Sprite condom- bhujaye nly pyas baki sab bakwas
tata sky condom- isko laga dala to lyf jhingalala...


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SHWETA: While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:
Special qualification - I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions...

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CHAOBA: ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come n Collect ur banana.


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NISHANT: what is the definition of "burning love"?
Ans: it is while making love one reach out for the vaseline gel and pick up vicks vaporub by mistake.

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ABHISHEK: Manipurda mathang chahi dagi ABC se, A for Apple B for ball, sumaina tamlaroi Board na laothokkhre, makhagi asumn tamlani: -
A=Apunba Lup
B=Bandh
C=Curfew
D=Dharna
E=Effigy
F=Fake encounter
G=Gun
H=Housie
I=Ibobi
J=JAC
K=KYKL
L=Landhoni
M=Meira paibi
N=NSCN
O=Organisation
P=PLA
Q=Quota
R=Rally
S=Share
T=Tehelka
U=UNLF
V=Violence
W=Wakat mepham
X=X-gratia
Y=Yanaba purakpa
Z=Zarda...!


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PONKIE: Livin clean is a matter of choice wer evn hard souls smtimes find it diff. To get through.exceptions always prevail.bt if crime is to fil d gap,isnt dertroyn ua body by the intake of drugs a crime commited which eventualy is goin 2 b harmful to ua own self.dis starts in early ages for d sake of frnship smtimes n smtimes to TRY.bt den wat wen it ages?all cnt b strng to resist commiting actual crimes for me which are adult crimes which eventualy lead to harm smbody .

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GAURAV: Bachcha paida hone ke baad rone ki jagah zor zor se hans raha tha..
Uski mutthi band thi..!!
Mutthi kholne par pata chala ki usme i-pill ki goli thi..!!

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KEBI: Bro m realy pissd off ryt nw..i fought wid 2guyz at skul...


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AMUJAO: Nyt ws Dark,

Moon ws High,

Boy stoppd His Scooter,


Grl askd y,


He came Close,


She flt Shy


& He tld Her..





"DHAKA MAAR,
PETROL KHATAM HO GAYA"



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CHAOBA: Ek din apni premika ki diwar par Janab GHALIB susu karte pakde jane par bole... "TERE ISHQ ne mujhe itna DARD diya, KAMBAKHT Ansuon ne apna RASTA BADAL DIYA";o)





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ABHISHEK: I went through a torturing session this morning... Edison came... My guitar... Zing Zing Zing




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CHESOPHIA: A sweet poem about

        "TATTI"

Tatti meri pyari tatti, 
Shochalay ki rani tatti.
Subah-Subah jab aye tatti ghar angan mehkae tatti.
Pili tatti, kali tatti , haye re meri nyari tatti. Kudrat ka dastur nirala, sabko hi aati hai tatti
khul k jo na aaye tatti,
sachi bada sataye tatti, 
Lagatar jo aaye tatti. Sab ke hosh udaye tatti. Pet ke ander factory kaisi jo ke roz banaye tatti
 ye msg sabko kar dena warna teri ruk jayegi tatti.

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ATUL: "Drunkard Poem"
Far o Near
Trust Beer
Loss o Win
Hav a Gin
Chili o Candy
Just a Brandy
Coke o Limca
Mix wit Vodka
Day o Nyt
Alwz b Tite. Gd  mornin!
Oh its nyt


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MUKKU: WHAT IS TENSION
Ladki ne Apse Lift mangi 
Raste me  UskiTabiat
Kharab h0gai
Aap Hospital Le gay
Doc bola
Ap bap ban'ne wale ho
 apk0  TENsION!
Ap bole
Me iska
Bap nhi! Phr ladki se pucha 
Ladki boli
Yehi
Baap he
Apk0 0r tensi0n
Phr
Police i
Apka medical chek up hua

Report i k
Ap to kabhi
Bap hi
Nhi bn sakte
Aap ne
Khuda ka
Shukr
Ada kia
Aur ap khushi khushi bahar a gaye! 
0r phr 
Socha k

Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hen..
Wo kis k hen.. > apk0 phr TENSION


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DEEPTI: When u see your boss running around the place, covered in blood, screaming and disorientated..don't panic!??Calm down, relax, aim, ???And???? shoot again..!

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LOKESH: Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele because she was sick of introducing herself as Rosemary Lele. 
Imagine her tough luck, when she was re-married to Mr. Marlow




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