Third Time Lucky, Ibobi Is Manipur CM Again
From a Useless Stringer
Imphal, March 14 2011: Okram Ibobi has been appointed
the Chief Minister of Manipuri for a record third time in a trot.
He will take the oath this afternoon. It is likely he will submit
his band of sterile men to move Manipur forward, towards
the west through New Delhi.
Official reports confirmed that three elected representatives
had to lick and suck New Delhi’s arse more than usual for
the green light from the high command and that Ibobi was
selected after a careful deliberation. The two failed morons
were unavailable for comments but political spectators saw
their two faces resembled two impotent balls while they were
heading towards IGI Airport.
It added the reelected CM has been given stern orders on
the limits of how much he could loot as the landlord of Manipur
and on the number of times he can beg for grant-in-aid in
a financial quarter.
Culvert News mentions the people should start going fucking
AIR had eavesdropped the highly official conversation and
reported Ibobi also got a smack on his arse for going against
the central command last year, aftermath the banning of a
jungle bandmaster from entering the kingdom.
|One, two and thEE|
Image from Nungsibee Manipur