Zou Yaanfam XXXV: Around the World with 35 Bottles of Beer

beer /bɪə/

Best beer brands, listed according to the name of the country

He was a wise man who invented beer.
PLATO

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A SEKMAI PROVERB

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
TINA FEY

Muzigi atingbana Khatkhatti dei purakpa police canteengi beer sabaatnabaga Moreh gi khaatrik-khaaba beer animak love ta pithatkhi—Djokovicna Nadalbu six-love six-love six-love ta pithatpagum.
KABOKLEI INAOCHA

And God said, ‘Let there be beer!’  And He saw that was good.  Then God said, ‘Let there be light!’  And then He said, ‘Whoa—too much light!’
FRANK VARANO

Instead of water we got here a draught of beer… a lumberer’s drink, which would acclimate and naturalise a man at once, which would make him see green, and, if he slept, dream that he heard the wind sough among the pines.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Most people hate the taste of beer—to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.
WINSTON CHURCHILL

Some things are better left unsaid, but I’ll probably get drunk and say them anyways.
KAIKU

The church is near, but the road is icy.  The bar is far, but we will walk carefully.
A RUSSIAN PROVERB

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
ANONYMOUS

Yu noong atingba asaaba beer beraang loinamak miyoibagi yeknabani, adubu yeknabadei chenba mi adudi mathouna nongmangkhamuk khai, manaa leithatlu beer gilas ama thakpa loiraga.
ALBERT EINSTEIN

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.
BILL CARTER

Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
RAY BRADBURY

On victory, you deserve beer; in defeat, you need it.
NAPOLÉON

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
QUEEN VICTORIA



stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
MARTIN LUTHER

For a quart of Ale is a dish for a king.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

It’s not about drinking six or seven or eight beers—it’s about enjoying the one you have in your hand.
JEFF MURDOCK

Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of good beer.
ANONYMOUS



Heinouga kihom-gagi atingbadu bottan ani-ani khitta waallak u, Boiton beer-ajao-man.
NAOREM CHOMSKY

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it’s all–hahhhh.
THOMAS PYNCHON

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
OSCAR WILDE

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN


Cheers!