ABC Programming

A COMPLETE MORON’S GUIDE TO ADVANCED BASIC COMPUTER PROGRAMMING

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Manipur \Bleeding..

Government \Unavailing

Underground \Flooding

People 1 \Suffering

People 2 \Looting

People 3 \Running.Fuckedup.

Mission Peace and Progress

Start. Dissent [gotelement.‘boldface’]

{

Why/?

     Gunfucks. Politicsfucks.

Ibobicompanysuck.:o

Disunityfuck.

People’s Consent?{return n=1} 

Election.?

‘Yurem’.Rs 500.?.

Blood..


}

         

End. Why/?


{

Essential//

For the Great.Unwashed.

     Blood..* Guns + Syringes + Eternal Pain

Crossout [{Frontier}Mainstream}]

Delete “Corruption”

Delete “Fuckfaceleaders”

Delete “Imaginging.Histories.”

Delete “Laziness”

Delete “InferiorityComplex”

Delete “Easy:omoney”

Empty the bin

Insert “Hopes” [gotelement.typeface2.x bigger]

Refresh “Ideas”    [gotelement.typeface 2.x bigger]

/These are essential functions/

Compromise?

No.No Means No.

Period.disable:function() 

Say Aloud.Stay Together.

}

         

          End. Essential//


End. Dissent.


Start. Breaktime.[gotelement.‘italics’]

          {

          If Song = Passion\m/

              Enter /pena

              Ctrl.Enter /original

Else Poetry./wareng

Then preserve.publish.protect.

Lock IF>ELSE>THEN by default.

Unlock.whatisinside

Ctrl C

.beauty

.folks

.literature

.+veQualities

          Ctrl V


          }


End.Breaktime

End Blood.. & Greed

Renew .Hopes

Explore .Resources

Restart .Hard Work.done(resolve)


Continue Mission

If Mission = Continue

     [sum = ok]

Else

Abort.Die.("preview:close")


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© 2010 All rights reserved. It is advised that you install the Aloo® anti-virus software [download the trial version from http://www.alooantivirus.com] before running this original, never-tested program.

Postscript: This program was inspired by a book on writing code in web forms and other technical stuffs. I had edited a couple of chapters in it. The only word I was familiar with in this book was a term ‘HTML’, mentioned in some of the pages. It stands for Hippies Think Marijuana’s Legal.

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