ABC Programming
A COMPLETE MORON’S GUIDE TO ADVANCED BASIC COMPUTER PROGRAMMING
Manipur \Bleeding..
Government \Unavailing
Underground \Flooding
People 1 \Suffering
People 2 \Looting
People 3 \Running.Fuckedup.
Mission Peace and Progress
Start. Dissent [gotelement.‘boldface’]
{
Why/?
Gunfucks. Politicsfucks.
Ibobicompanysuck.:o
Disunityfuck.
People’s Consent?{return n=1}
Election.?
‘Yurem’.Rs 500.?.
Blood..
}
End. Why/?
{
Essential//
For the Great.Unwashed.
Blood..* Guns + Syringes + Eternal Pain
Crossout [{Frontier}Mainstream}]
Delete “Corruption”
Delete “Fuckfaceleaders”
Delete “Imaginging.Histories.”
Delete “Laziness”
Delete “InferiorityComplex”
Delete “Easy:omoney”
Empty the bin
Insert “Hopes” [gotelement.typeface2.x bigger]
Refresh “Ideas” [gotelement.typeface 2.x bigger]
/These are essential functions/
Compromise?
No.No Means No.
Period.disable:function()
Say Aloud.Stay Together.
}
End. Essential//
End. Dissent.
Start. Breaktime.[gotelement.‘italics’]
{
If Song = Passion\m/
Enter /pena
Ctrl.Enter /original
Else Poetry./wareng
Then preserve.publish.protect.
Lock IF>ELSE>THEN by default.
Unlock.whatisinside
Ctrl C
.beauty
.folks
.literature
.+veQualities
Ctrl V
}
End.Breaktime
End Blood.. & Greed
Renew .Hopes
Explore .Resources
Restart .Hard Work.done(resolve)
Continue Mission
If Mission = Continue
[sum = ok]
Else
Abort.Die.("preview:close")
Postscript: This program was inspired by a book on writing code in web forms and other technical stuffs. I had edited a couple of chapters in it. The only word I was familiar with in this book was a term ‘HTML’, mentioned in some of the pages. It stands for Hippies Think Marijuana’s Legal.
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