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A COMPLETE MORON’S GUIDE TO
ADVANCED BASIC COMPUTER PROGRAMMING


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Manipur \Bleeding..
Government \Unavailing
Underground \Flooding
People 1 \Suffering
People 2 \Looting
People 3 \Running.Fuckedup.

Mission Peace and Progress

Start. Dissent [in ‘boldface’].
{
Why/?
     Gunfucks. Politicsfucks.
Ibobicompanysuck.:o
Disunityfuck.
People’s Consent.?. 
Election.?
‘Yurem’.Rs 500.?.
Blood..

}
         
End. Why/?

{
Essential//
For the Great.Unwashed.
     Blood..* Guns + Syringes + Eternal Ail
Crossout [{Frontier}Mainstream}]
Delete “Corruption”
Delete “Fuckfaceleaders”
Delete “Imaginging.Histories.”
Delete “Laziness”
Delete “InferiorityComplex”
Delete “Easy:omoney”
Empty the bin
Insert “Hopes” [typeface 2.x bigger]
Refresh “Ideas”    [typeface 2.x bigger]
/These are essential functions/
Compromise?
No.No Means No.
Period.
Say Aloud.Stay Together.
}
         
          End. Essential//

End. Dissent.

Start. Breaktime.[in ‘italics’]
          {
          If Song = Passion\m/
              Enter /pena
              Ctrl.Enter /original
Else Poetry./wareng
Then preserve.publish.protect.
Lock IF>ELSE>THEN by default.
Unlock.whatisinside
Ctrl C
.beauty
.folks
.literature
.+veQualities
          Ctrl V

          }

End.Breaktime

End Blood.. & Greed
Renew .Hopes
Explore .Resources
Restart .Hard Work

Continue Mission
If Mission = Continue
     [sum = ok]
Else
Abort.Die.


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© 2010 All rights reserved. It is advised that you install the Aloo® anti-virus software [download the trial version from http://www.alooantivirus.com] before running this original, never-tested program.



Postscript: This program was inspired by a book on writing code in web forms and other technical stuffs. I had proofread it, a couple of chapters in it. The only word I was familiar with in this book was a term ‘HTML’, mentioned in some of the pages. It stands for Hippies Think Marijuana’s Legal.  





 

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